who ... moi?

a social butterfly: scared of much, but not of many. never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. not a fan of acronyms, snakes and angelina jolie. a HUGE fan of Fathead.

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thanks for your understanding.
if it's too dark, put your glasses on old one.

Monday, December 7, 2009

century views

you know that feeling...

when you've spent 5,5 hours doing your christmas shopping in canal walk on a saturday - and you and your partner (whom you are no longer on speaking terms with) exit the halls of hell and holly, only to stumble upon something that makes you want to take out the key to your astra-nomical and scratch some obscentiy along the side of it?

meet that something:


this man has a small willie and a parking problem.  i don't like bad parkers. they are the rot of our society.

to mr unknown, you are a tool.

please don't visit our parts anymore.  next time, someone may accidentally ram her trolley into your penis replacement.
several times.

just FYI, consider this my early christmas gift to you.

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